Monday, March 05, 2007

I Have Nothing To Declare Except My Genius

Coldplays' Chris Martin has described a track written for Coldplays' next album as "basically genius", saying it could well be their best composition yet.

Not really saying that much though is it ? Chris Martin's idea of Genius, I'm guessing, is a long way off what, say, Beethoven would suggest as musical genius and, lets be fair, if the song was simply "almost tuneful" it would still be their best composition yet.

Chris, you write contrite, banal, boring pop which appeals to a species that also enjoys Big Brother and Pop Idol, don't pretend the general populace, much like yourself, would appreciate or even recognise musical genius if it formed a terrorist cell and embarked upon a suicide bombing tour of London.

Fuck Off Coldplay, fuck right off.