Apple iPhone 4

Apple have launched a new iPhone much to the delight of Appletards everywhere who have rushed out to throw the money their folks send to them every week at Steve Jobs.

They do this even though the last iPhone is possibly the worst phone you could buy. I say this with some authority, having spent a weekend in Prague with an iPhone owner who spent almost all weekend using the voice activated apps called "What the fuck !", "Why wont you fucking work ?" and "Will you just do as I've fucking asked !"

Apple have gone one further this time by producing a phone that wont get a signal if you hold it.

Obviously appletards around the globe rushed out to buy this useless piece of shit and will no doubt claim that the fact it doesn't work when you hold it doesn't detract from the overall brilliance of the device.

Steve Jobs. He's aptly named.

Dr McNinja

This is Dr Daniel McNinja, he's a real doctor and a ninja. I like ninjas and I quite like doctors. Well medical doctors anyway. So I've really enjoyed reading all about the exploits of Dr McNinja.

Ninjas or doctors not doing it for you ? Well it also features Mexicans, Gorillas and a selection of Velociraptors.

It also has pirates.

http://drmcninja.com/