Thursday, November 30, 2006

Crocodile Tears

It, at first, sounded like a terrible accident but as details of one one mans horrendous ordeal at the jaws of a 12ft Alligator emmerged all became very clear.

It took four brave members of the Polk County Sheriffs Department to pull Adrian Apgar, 45, free from the mouth of the hungry beast after receiving reports of a mans screams in the early hours.

What's the problem ? I hear you cry. Well consider this little gem from the Polk County Sheriffs Office as reported by BBC News Online - .

"Police said it was unclear why he was in the water in the early hours, but he had admitted taking crack cocaine."

I'll tell you why he was in the water being mauled by Alligators at four in the fucking morning, because he was high on crack, thats why.

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