Blasphemer !

"You're only making it worse for yourself !"
"Worse ?! How could it get any worse ?!"

It's funny when the Monty Pythons lads do it, but when it happens in real life blasphemy is no laughing matter. Well, not to the terminally stupid or deluded.

A 59 year old philosopher tutor has been charged with three counts of "religiously aggravated harassment", whatever the fuck that is, after leaving a few leaflets in a prayer room of an airport, leaving the Chaplin in charge feeing "offended", "affronted" and "alarmed".

Now I know what you're thinking, well this must've happened in some back water part of the Middle East or Africa or maybe even somewhere in the bible belt in the good old USA. Well you'd be fucking wrong dear reader, as this happened in Liverpool, England.

I laughed when Liverpool was voted European City Of Culture in 2008. I'm not fucking laughing now.

Stop Stop! We have run out of virgins: One of the cartoons left in the prayer room by Harry Taylor