Monday, February 26, 2007

Dearly Departed


So Scorsese, or the human eye-brow as he is otherwise know, has finally been given an Oscar, although this year it would appear to have been given out of pity rather than any genuine sense of Movieland achievement.

The Departed is a, sadly, inferior remake of a Hong Kong movie entitled "Infernal Affairs", starring Andu Lau and Tony Leung, but even with such heavy-weight actors as Jack Nicholson, playing - yes you guessed it, Jack Nicholson, the films never lives up to the hype or the original.

Every year Scorsese comes out with another shitty movie, trying desperately to make another Goodfellas and every year we get the same calls for an Oscar for what are usually two hours plus of drivel. The only exception this year is that he actually got one.

Adam Sandler - your time shall be soon.

Hey ! It's a Little Fat Kid !!

Check out tubby ! This fat little fuck is only eight years old and already he weighs in at a blobby 14 stone.

He's gained all this weight, his mother claims, because he doesn't like fruit and vegetables as he prefers processed foods. As Ms McKeown, 35, told the BBC: "Connor had a mouthful of apple once and he didn't like it."

Maybe if the fat bastard had removed the trees from the orchard before chewing he might have enjoyed his fruit experience - who knows ?

This Jabba wannabe does have a bike and trampoline, but can't use them for more than 10 minutes at a time as it causes him to vomit. No shit, just thinking about this tub of lard bounce up and down for minutes at a time has me reaching for the sick bag too !

A spokeswoman for North Tyneside Council and North Tyneside Primary Care Trust, a spokeswoman said on Sunday: "We share the concerns over the child's health and well-being."

"The child's interests are paramount."

Sounds to me like this childs interest are Cake, Chips and Lard - in that order !

Thursday, February 01, 2007

BBC - Keeping Britain Racist

Nice little racist slip from a BBC reporter on the news last evening. On commentating on the latest series of 'arrests' in Birmingham, the studio reporter asked "How is this affecting relations between the English and Muslims ?" ! Am I to believe that Muslims are not considered to be English nowadays ?