Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Odd Delusion





I've noticed that an awful lot of these awful religious fellows seem to garner an awful amount of media coverage, weather they're expressing dismay at the latest scientific finding, defending radical Muslims under the guise of freedom or swearing blind they never, ever, ever, fucked any kids in the ass or face.


Why is it that whenever these people open their mouths the British media can't wait to tell us all what they say ? No one is phoning Paul Daniels or David Blaine to ask them about acceptable timescales for abortion so why do these other tricksters get so much coverage ? What about Uri "Spoon-bender" Gellar ? Isn't his opinion on the Iraq war just as valid as the Pope's ?


On that note I'll be dedicating this post to religious insanity from around the world I'll add links below to anything mad and religious.

It's the Mohammad The Bear Show -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7112929.stm

What about the wonderful Catholic Church, who would appear to be too busy raping kids to worry about blasphemy-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3872499.stm

Introducing those crazy Greek Orthodox guys -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6952100.stm

Here is a great tale of Catholic lateral thinking -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6939692.stm

Continuing the Muhammad The Bear Show -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7118245.stm

Oral Roberts Evangelical Corruption (Why is it that Corruption fits so well after Evangelical ?) -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,,-7102124,00.html

Hindu's don't brook being ignored by their gods -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7132124.stm

Algerian Suicide Bombers -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7137997.stm

Religion + Guns = America -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7140409.stm

It's old news but I've only just discovered it and it's hilarious -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5049082.stm

Hair ad banned after using biblical type language -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7291155.stm

Orthodox Jews regard common-law couples as prostitutes -

(Warning - contains pictures of dolts in stupid hats)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7302433.stm

Religious tolerance doesn't extend to gays -

(Warning - contains pictures of pig ugly christian chicks)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7448829.stm

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bam ! Don Vito, Bam !

Jackass hunk Don Vito has fallen foul of the law again, this time by choosing to molest underage girls in public. The Viva La Bam ! star was found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child and aquitted on a third charge.

When the verdict was announced Vito was said to have fallen to the floor of the courthourse exclaiming "Just kill me now !". Reports that Colorado State plan to charge Vito with a further count of damage to public property, namely the floor his giant bulk damaged when he fell, are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Why, oh why would a man with his charm, charisma and film star good-looks need to molest underage girls is beyond me.