Hey ! It's a Little Fat Kid !!

Check out tubby ! This fat little fuck is only eight years old and already he weighs in at a blobby 14 stone.

He's gained all this weight, his mother claims, because he doesn't like fruit and vegetables as he prefers processed foods. As Ms McKeown, 35, told the BBC: "Connor had a mouthful of apple once and he didn't like it."

Maybe if the fat bastard had removed the trees from the orchard before chewing he might have enjoyed his fruit experience - who knows ?

This Jabba wannabe does have a bike and trampoline, but can't use them for more than 10 minutes at a time as it causes him to vomit. No shit, just thinking about this tub of lard bounce up and down for minutes at a time has me reaching for the sick bag too !

A spokeswoman for North Tyneside Council and North Tyneside Primary Care Trust, a spokeswoman said on Sunday: "We share the concerns over the child's health and well-being."

"The child's interests are paramount."

Sounds to me like this childs interest are Cake, Chips and Lard - in that order !