Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bam ! Don Vito, Bam !

Jackass hunk Don Vito has fallen foul of the law again, this time by choosing to molest underage girls in public. The Viva La Bam ! star was found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a child and aquitted on a third charge.

When the verdict was announced Vito was said to have fallen to the floor of the courthourse exclaiming "Just kill me now !". Reports that Colorado State plan to charge Vito with a further count of damage to public property, namely the floor his giant bulk damaged when he fell, are, as yet, unconfirmed.
Why, oh why would a man with his charm, charisma and film star good-looks need to molest underage girls is beyond me.

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