Friday, February 27, 2009

God v Zimbabwe

He's finally gotten around to it but Rowan Atkinson - sorry Williams - is apparently going to ask God to pull his finger out and sort out Zimbabwe.

Why didn't Rowan think of this before ? It's not like God has a bad track record when it comes to intervening in worldly matters, I mean how else can you account for a black president ?

So this means that by Xmas, at the latest, Rowan and God should have sorted out most of humanities problems. I say most as I think that the Afghan war won't be sorted until Ross Kemp has finished his third series.

But don't take my word for it. This is Rowan above, doesn't he look like the kind of modern free-thinker (out of the box of course) you'd need to drag these backward places into the 19th century ?

Thought so.

No comments:

Post a Comment