Durka Jihad Ninja Mohamed

Around two thousand burka wearing French women will have their eyes, and only their eyes mind you, fixed upon the news today, waiting to hear the result of the debate on whether the French parliment attempts to get a law passed banning the wearing of Ninja cosutmes in public.

Durka.

Its a real big fuck you, not the banning of Ninja cosumes, but the wearing of them in the first place. What better way to say "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm a 14th century Japanese assasin !" than to swan about in public dressed like Weight-Watchers' Ninja Slimmer Of The Year ?

Jiiiiihhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

But to be serious for a minute here, there are real issuses here regarding freedom of expresion. Do we really have the right, and by we I mean the general populous not we the French, to tell people what to wear in public ? Well we already do, try grabbing some shopping in Tesco whilst wearing pyjamas and see how far you get.

But of course all this is simply a massive case of Elephant in the corner of the room - and the overlooking of it.

This really shouldn't be about Anti-Islamic sentiments or floppy security concerns, there should be no mention of womens rights, nor wrongs. Freedom of expresion should not and need not be mentioned. Concern for the downtrodden is simply a whimsical misnomer here in this place.

There is a  real issue to grab by the lappels here but the jacket remains untouched, hanging limply in the corner of the bar.

That issue being; just how fucking mental are these people anyway ?