The Hunt For Noah's Ark

A Scottish man has gone missing whilst searching Mount Arafat for, wait for it . . . . . . . Noah's Ark. Donald Mackenzie, from Lewis, vanished whilst searching for the Ark in a race to beat a Chinese group.

Here's a tip for any budding Ark researchers, if someone tells you they are close to finding Noah's Ark you can safely ignore them as it is as likely as finding Peter Pan's penis pump. That is to say, it'll never happen. Why you ask ? Because it's a fucking fairy tale, a myth, a big fat lie.

Listen people, there never was an Ark built to hold all types of animals with the aim of species survival and re population after a global flood because there never was a global flood. Didn't happen.

Here's a small list of other things that never happened;

Superman.
Iraqi WMD program.
Pyramids Built By UFOs.
Anything Built By UFOs.
UFOs.

I remember a flood when I was a lad. The park was submerged to the point where you could barely see the tennis courts. No Ark though.