Man City Win Title

 As the rest of the country yawned with disinterest Manchester City bought their first Premier League title. A four year spending spree of over £360 million has finally paid dividends as yesterday Man City collected a trophy made from half a millimeter of silver.

With a team bulging with local talent, including some as close as Columbia, Ivory Coast, Togo, Italy and Wales, Man City secured the win against ten man QPR with two goals in injury time. It is yet to be declared just how much this injury time cost.