I'm back.

Fear not loyal readers, my absense was not caused by my head exploding after reading yet another retarded article in the BBC's "news" section, I've actually been on holiday to Australia.

Now don't panic, all though I may well be well rested, don't think for one moment 4 weeks out of Blightey have calmed me down. Well they did, but I came back and my dealer immediately let me down and I've just spent £150 in a dentists chair apparently shooting scenes for a Marathon Man remake.

So don't worry I'm really on edge at the moment.

Oh and I've just remembered my fucking FM transmitter for my Zen player has run out of juice.