Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Blasphemer !

"You're only making it worse for yourself !"
"Worse ?! How could it get any worse ?!"

It's funny when the Monty Pythons lads do it, but when it happens in real life blasphemy is no laughing matter. Well, not to the terminally stupid or deluded.

A 59 year old philosopher tutor has been charged with three counts of "religiously aggravated harassment", whatever the fuck that is, after leaving a few leaflets in a prayer room of an airport, leaving the Chaplin in charge feeing "offended", "affronted" and "alarmed".

Now I know what you're thinking, well this must've happened in some back water part of the Middle East or Africa or maybe even somewhere in the bible belt in the good old USA. Well you'd be fucking wrong dear reader, as this happened in Liverpool, England.

I laughed when Liverpool was voted European City Of Culture in 2008. I'm not fucking laughing now.





Stop Stop! We have run out of virgins: One of the cartoons left in the prayer room by Harry Taylor

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Pope Hates Gays - It's Official

Pope 'Face' Benedict emparted some more Vatican 'wisdom' recently when he announced that mankind needed saving from 'teh gays'. Oh, and lady-boys.

But not content to leave it there he also had a crack at the United Nations saying that their resolution decriminalising homosexuality went too far.

Of course to any rational free-thinker this seems ludicrous; the United Nations going too far ? You're making no sense whatsoever now. Pop a wacky hat on and go and read some latin in a gold room somewhere would you old chap, the grown ups are talking.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Fundiementally Mental

Saying The Daftest Things Out Loud !

You can read some weird shit on the net, just check out the comments on YouTube if you don't believe me, but there is one site that has them all beat, even Speak Your Branes. That site is none other that Fundies Say The Darndest Things, a collection of hilarious, frightening, weird statements of faith, or insanity depending on your state of mind, bundled together in one handy website.

You will never see such a collection of failed schooling anywhere else on earth. How many of these people have figured out how to use a computer is somewhat of a mystery, we are talking about people who have a world view that almost totally ignores scientific discoveries. The type of people who insist that Evolution is 'just a theory', that dinosours existed alongside mankind and that Kent Hovind was simply being creative with his accounting.


It's a fucking hoot.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Shut The Fuck Up

Brown criticised over embryo bill

The leader of the Catholic church in Scotland has urged Gordon Brown to rethink "monstrous" plans to allow hybrid human-animal embryos.

Cardinal Keith O'Brien will use his Easter Sunday sermon to launch a scathing attack on over the government's controversial proposals.

He will also call on the prime minister to allow Labour MPs a free vote on the issue at Westminster.

Mr Brown has said the bill would improve research into many illnesses.

Supporters of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill believe hybrid embryos could lead to cures for diseases including multiple sclerosis and Alzheimer's disease.

Speaking at Prime Minister's Questions on Wednesday, Mr Brown said: "This is an important Bill that improves the facilities for research and is vital for dealing with life-threatening diseases."

But in his sermon, which was released on Friday, Cardinal O'Brien claims that the Bill would lead to the endorsement of experiments of "Frankenstein proportion".

He will say: "This Bill represents a monstrous attack on human rights, human dignity and human life."

Ok. We'll deal with the irony here first. A Catholic priest complaining about infringements on human rights. That's right. A Catholic priest complaining about infringements on human rights.

Got that ? Good.

Right let's move on.

The thing that really grates is just what the fuck makes this crazily dressed dolt think that the scientific community, one that his "organisation" has ignored or dismissed for centuries, would have any interest in what he says ? I mean the pope has only recently gotten around to admitting that Gallelio was right, so why on earth would the Cardinal feel competent to leap into a debate on a subject he is not qualified to comment on ?

Sheer fucking arrogance, that's why.


Gordon Brown should have his secretary write back to the dolt asking exactly what scientific qualifications this deluded loon has and what scientific reasons there are for halting such ground-breaking and vital research. If the answer comes back, and I suspect it will, filled with religious rhetoric and fawning morality,but no actual science, he should be told, quite succiently, to "SHUT THE FUCK UP".

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Even If I Do Say Jehovah ?



Yet another nail has been hammered into the coffin that carries the long deceased corpse of British Blasphemy Law, this time, ironically, it has been done by Christian Voices' very own Stephen "Dog Shit" Green !

With his relentless pursuit of Jerry Springer - The Opera, for daring to put on a play about Jebus, it would appear that the powers that be, or in this case the Law Lords, had finally had enough of this giant fucking douche and have agreed to amendment 144B of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill, which waves goodbye to the Blasphemy Law.

I'm fucking loving this, all we need to round things off is for the British Press to grow some balls and print up those Mohammed cartoons.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Odd Delusion





I've noticed that an awful lot of these awful religious fellows seem to garner an awful amount of media coverage, weather they're expressing dismay at the latest scientific finding, defending radical Muslims under the guise of freedom or swearing blind they never, ever, ever, fucked any kids in the ass or face.


Why is it that whenever these people open their mouths the British media can't wait to tell us all what they say ? No one is phoning Paul Daniels or David Blaine to ask them about acceptable timescales for abortion so why do these other tricksters get so much coverage ? What about Uri "Spoon-bender" Gellar ? Isn't his opinion on the Iraq war just as valid as the Pope's ?


On that note I'll be dedicating this post to religious insanity from around the world I'll add links below to anything mad and religious.

It's the Mohammad The Bear Show -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7112929.stm

What about the wonderful Catholic Church, who would appear to be too busy raping kids to worry about blasphemy-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3872499.stm

Introducing those crazy Greek Orthodox guys -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6952100.stm

Here is a great tale of Catholic lateral thinking -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6939692.stm

Continuing the Muhammad The Bear Show -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7118245.stm

Oral Roberts Evangelical Corruption (Why is it that Corruption fits so well after Evangelical ?) -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,,-7102124,00.html

Hindu's don't brook being ignored by their gods -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7132124.stm

Algerian Suicide Bombers -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7137997.stm

Religion + Guns = America -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7140409.stm

It's old news but I've only just discovered it and it's hilarious -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5049082.stm

Hair ad banned after using biblical type language -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7291155.stm

Orthodox Jews regard common-law couples as prostitutes -

(Warning - contains pictures of dolts in stupid hats)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7302433.stm

Religious tolerance doesn't extend to gays -

(Warning - contains pictures of pig ugly christian chicks)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7448829.stm