Fundiementally Mental

Saying The Daftest Things Out Loud !

You can read some weird shit on the net, just check out the comments on YouTube if you don't believe me, but there is one site that has them all beat, even Speak Your Branes. That site is none other that Fundies Say The Darndest Things, a collection of hilarious, frightening, weird statements of faith, or insanity depending on your state of mind, bundled together in one handy website.

You will never see such a collection of failed schooling anywhere else on earth. How many of these people have figured out how to use a computer is somewhat of a mystery, we are talking about people who have a world view that almost totally ignores scientific discoveries. The type of people who insist that Evolution is 'just a theory', that dinosours existed alongside mankind and that Kent Hovind was simply being creative with his accounting.


It's a fucking hoot.

Breaking News - Diana Still Dead

This just in; Lady Diana, Princess Of Wales, has not risen, Lazarus like, from the dead and still remains a corpse, a court heard today. Despite hearing how the Illuminati working alongside MI6 under the authority of Prince Philip, himself under direct control by The New World Order, the Inquest returned a verdict of "still dead by car crash.". The Inquest returned a similar verdict on Dodi Al Fayed.

Summing up the Inquest Lord Justice Scott Baker said there was no evidence suggesting a plot "by MI6 or Prince Philip" and that reported involvement by "The Illuminati" or "The New World Order" were baseless and without merit.

Summing up on the final day the coroner added that "Paul Burell is a lying cunt" who should "watch his fucking mouth in future".

Amazingly, Mr Burell was unavailable for comment.