Hocus Pocus, Alakazam!

Shazam!

eBay has banned the sale of spells, potions, curses and Tarot card readings as conflicts between buyers and sellers of these services are proving tricky to resolve.

Fuck me, where to start with this. Spells ? Who the fuck is buying spells ? Spells people, spells! Like fucking Gandalf.

Potions, not just homepathic nonsense, but actual magic potions. Wait that is homepathic nonsense, isn't it?

Curses! Ha ha, curses, like fucking voodo I'd imagine. Who provides curses? Witches? Secret covens of witches, who's only remaining outlet for their evil is eBay. Wait, is Craigslist still up?

Tarot card readings, that's like pyschics without the need for any special powers, the cards do all the work right? Just buy the fucking cards then you idiots.

Its hard to recocile the fact than in the same year NASA puts a 4x4 on Mars, people in the developed world are still buying spells and potions. You gullible cunts.

Fundiementally Mental

Saying The Daftest Things Out Loud !

You can read some weird shit on the net, just check out the comments on YouTube if you don't believe me, but there is one site that has them all beat, even Speak Your Branes. That site is none other that Fundies Say The Darndest Things, a collection of hilarious, frightening, weird statements of faith, or insanity depending on your state of mind, bundled together in one handy website.

You will never see such a collection of failed schooling anywhere else on earth. How many of these people have figured out how to use a computer is somewhat of a mystery, we are talking about people who have a world view that almost totally ignores scientific discoveries. The type of people who insist that Evolution is 'just a theory', that dinosours existed alongside mankind and that Kent Hovind was simply being creative with his accounting.


It's a fucking hoot.