Another Missing Child

I have recently discovered the terrible news of yet another missing child, this time that of a young man, which obviously doesn't warrant as much press coverage as a small innocent girl.

The son of a single parent, Jesus as he is known has been missing now for over 2000 years, even though a global organisation known only as C.H.U.R.C.H. has been established to find him, they are no closer now than they were all those years ago when he originally went missing.

It is believed that Jesus was last seen in Golgotha and may have been talking to Roman soldiers, possibly asking for directions or the time, but there have been other sightings such as Bethlehem, Jerusalem and even as far as India and in one instance a piece of toast.

If you have any information regarding Jesus dissapearence please contact GOD.