Rational Response

A US film has recently been released which shows Islam in a less than favourable light, I'm not sure there's too much choice in how it can be shown so lets take a look at how it adherents are aiming to dispel these untruths and slanderous lies.

UK, London - US & Israeli flags burnt outside US Embassy.
Netherlands, Amsterdam - US Consulate & two schools closed due to planned protests.
Libya, Tripoli - US Ambassador & 3 US citizens killed.
Tunisia - American school burnt.
Egypt, Cairo - Tear gas used on protesters attempting to storm US Embassy.
Lebanon, Tripoli - KFC restaurant burnt to ground.
Iraq, Baghdad - Protesters chanting "Death to America"
Yemen, Sanaa - Protesters US Embassy stormed by protesters & set alight.
Afghanistan, Jalalabad - Afghans gather to chant "Death to America"
Kashmir - Over fifteen thousand protesters gather in a dozen locations to call Obama a terrorist.

Well, you cant argue with logic like that.

Blasphemer !

"You're only making it worse for yourself !"
"Worse ?! How could it get any worse ?!"

It's funny when the Monty Pythons lads do it, but when it happens in real life blasphemy is no laughing matter. Well, not to the terminally stupid or deluded.

A 59 year old philosopher tutor has been charged with three counts of "religiously aggravated harassment", whatever the fuck that is, after leaving a few leaflets in a prayer room of an airport, leaving the Chaplin in charge feeing "offended", "affronted" and "alarmed".

Now I know what you're thinking, well this must've happened in some back water part of the Middle East or Africa or maybe even somewhere in the bible belt in the good old USA. Well you'd be fucking wrong dear reader, as this happened in Liverpool, England.

I laughed when Liverpool was voted European City Of Culture in 2008. I'm not fucking laughing now.

Stop Stop! We have run out of virgins: One of the cartoons left in the prayer room by Harry Taylor

Even If I Do Say Jehovah ?

Yet another nail has been hammered into the coffin that carries the long deceased corpse of British Blasphemy Law, this time, ironically, it has been done by Christian Voices' very own Stephen "Dog Shit" Green !

With his relentless pursuit of Jerry Springer - The Opera, for daring to put on a play about Jebus, it would appear that the powers that be, or in this case the Law Lords, had finally had enough of this giant fucking douche and have agreed to amendment 144B of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill, which waves goodbye to the Blasphemy Law.

I'm fucking loving this, all we need to round things off is for the British Press to grow some balls and print up those Mohammed cartoons.